Valerie Jarrett, Chair of the White House Council on Women and Girls, recently wrote on BlogHer, a feminist blogging site, that Obamacare was a “loving term.”

Yes, because when I think of government-run medicine I get butterflies in my stomach, which is no longer a preexisting condition under Obamacare. Never mind the financial burden that comes with Obamacare such as higher premiums and the lengthy list of taxes. Obamacare is actually a term of endearment soon to replace “I adore you” and “I love you.” Forget flowers and jewelry for that special lady in your life; sign her up for Obamacare to show that you really care for her. For the price that she will be paying for her premium she could buy her own engagement ring.