On Tuesday and Wednesday, Florida Democrat congressman Ted Deutch and much of the establishment press hyped the release of a (horrible) “bipartisan carbon tax bill!” — but when the launch events came around, the two Republican congressmen were nowhere to be found. Reps. Francis Rooney (R-Fla.) and Brian Fitzpatrick (R-Pa.) appear to have wisely bailed. Perhaps they felt misled by Deutch as to the contents of the bill.

Deutch’s office touted a Tuesday evening media conference call in order to announce the carbon tax bill. The media advisory stated:

Tuesday, Nov. 27 7:30 PM: Bipartisan representatives discuss the Energy Innovation and Carbon Dividend Act — Democratic Reps. Ted Deutch, John Delaney, and Charlie Crist and Republican Reps. Francis Rooney and Brian Fitzpatrick hold press call on the Energy Innovation and Carbon Dividend Act.

The call started 15 minutes late and nobody seemed to know what was going on. Finally, Democrat Deutch got on the call and announced that Republicans Rooney and Fitzpatrick would not be on the call due to “scheduling” issues.

A reporter tried to ask a question but the host couldn’t figure out how to run the call. It was a debacle from start to finish (and these people want you to send your money to DC to impose a complex new tax scheme to radically re-order your life).

Then on Wednesday at 9:00 AM at the big carbon tax bill launch event at the House Triangle, the Republicans were also (wisely) no-shows.

Deutch awkwardly claimed, again, that Republicans Rooney and Fitzpatrick could not attend due to “scheduling” issues.

Deutch said:“Unfortunately due to, ah, scheduling conflicts they are unable to make it this morning.”

Democrat Deutch proceeded to cheerlead for his carbon tax with another Democrat, the eternal politician Charlie Crist (D-Fla.)

When you consider the parade of horribles brought forth by the Deutch carbon tax bill, it is no wonder Republicans Rooney and Fitzpatrick were nowhere to be found. Bill details are below:

Imposes a massive and continually racheting national energy tax, allowing politicians to raise taxes without ever having to vote. Just like the French proposal that starts with a big tax that gets more oppressive with time, the bill imposes a $15 per ton carbon (energy) tax, increasing by $10 per year into the future. Within five years the tax would automatically rise to $55 per ton. For reference, the carbon tax handily rejected by blue Washington state voters in November started at $15 and ratcheted up by $2 per year. Perhaps Deutch thinks the voters just want to be taxed at even higher rates.

Shovels taxpayer money into a giant vat for IRS, EPA, and State Department bureaucrats. The IRS and EPA will develop a cozy relationship — and what’s not to love about that — to siphon cash from the vat of taxpayer funds for what the bill calls “Administrative Expenses” and “Other Administrative Expenses.” For reasons unclear, State Department bureaucrats will also have access to the vat of taxpayer funds. What could go wrong?

Gives broad powers to IRS chief to find new products and entities to be carbon-taxed. The IRS is directed to work with the EPA in order to find more tax targets: “Any manufactured or agricultural product which the [Treasury] Secretary in consultation with the [EPA] Administrator determines” is a tax target. The newly-carbon-taxed items will be added to the long list already specified in the bill: Iron, steel, steel mill products including pipe and tube, aluminum, cement, glass, fiberglass, pulp, paper, chemicals, and industrial ceramics.

Gives broad powers to the EPA chief. The bill gives czar-like powers to the EPA chief including the power to impose “monitoring, reporting, and record-keeping requirements” on Americans. The bill also gives the EPA chief power to conduct investigations and force “information collection.”

Establishes a creepy DC-based “Carbon Dividend Trust Fund” that seeks a backdoor two-child limit on families. The “Carbon Dividend Trust Fund” leftovers will somehow be routed from DC on a per-person basis and households with more than two children are considered unworthy: The legislative language specifically imposes “a limit of 2 children per household.”

Here it is, straight from the bill text:

“A carbon dividend payment is one pro-rata share for each adult and half a pro-rata share for each child under 19 years old, with a limit of 2 children per household, of amounts available for the month in the Carbon Dividend Trust Fund.”

Gives broad powers to the Treasury Department to issue even more rules and regulations. The bill language states:

“The Secretary shall promulgate rules, guidance, and regulations useful and necessary to implement the Carbon Dividend Trust Fund.”

Imposes income tax on the carbon tax “dividend.” Yes, the government fleeces the taxpayers and sends the carbon tax money to DC, where it is siphoned off by bureaucrats. Then a leftover “dividend” is supposedly sent out to the countryside where it is then subject to income tax! Here is the bill language:

 “(D) FEE TREATMENT OF PAYMENTS. — Amounts paid under this subsection shall be includible in gross income.

A tax on a tax, which will likely increase the complexity of your annual tax filing. Here’s an idea — how about not taking the money from taxpayers in the first place?

Greases the skids for a European-style Value Added Tax, a cash cow for big government by erecting a complex carbon tax border adjustment scheme.

Authorizes armed carbon tax enforcement agents. The bill authorizes armed carbon tax enforcement agents to collect the new tax on energy used by Americans. As if customs enforcement doesn’t already have enough on its plate, the bill states:

“The revenues collected under this chapter may be used to supplement appropriations made available in fiscal years 2018 and thereafter –

 “(1) to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, in such amounts as are necessary to administer the carbon border fee adjustment.”

Authorizes certain government sharing of Social Security information. The bill states:

“(B) COMMISSIONER OF SOCIAL SECURITY. — The Commissioner of Social Security shall, on written request, disclose to officers and employees of the Department of the Treasury individual identity information which has been disclosed to the Social Security Administration as is necessary to administer section 9512

Americans for Tax Reform opposes the bill. “The proposed carbon tax is a gas tax and a tax on your electric bill. Worse, it increases automatically year after year so the politicians can raise your taxes without ever having to vote,” said Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform. “The tax will be hidden in the price of all goods and services. A hidden tax. A permanent tax. An uncontrolled tax that increases without end.”